At the hospital when the cousins were there visiting Carson says " you guys can do whatever you want to her just don't hurt her"

Mom... How's that baby going to get out of your tummy?

Mom I got a secret... Kisses are not boring

"Mommy... Why were you kissing Santa? Why do I have to tell dad?" during the song mommy kissing Santa:)

Mommy who is god?
He loves us and protects us.
Does he punch the bad guys?

Bubba singing: Q R S B Y U sucks...

Carson to friend: this is caree's room.
You have a sister?
Ya she makes my mon sick and she's growing so fast my mom can't breath

Kissing is boring mom.

" are you a nice dragon or a mean dragon?"
" it's just a pretend dragon mom so I don't have to answer that"

Dressing up as a dragon Carson says "Mom! Your sweet baby is a dragon"

I went to the momma store and I picked you mom

I wish I was a mommy so I could sneeze that loud!

I'm growing up now so I'm am adult now mom

Mom! I want you to blow my bugers cuz they are bothering me!

While driving in Provo "mom stop the car! there's a white guy in the street!!"

While babysitting baby Lincoln... Carson didn't see him dropped off... "Mom! Who gave that baby to us?"

Carson looking out the window from the car. He sees the moon in full daylight..."mom look! The earth!"

A story bubba told to me tonight...  "Once upon a time there were three bubbas, the first one loved his mommy, and the second one gave a hug to his momma and the other one went poop... and he said poopy poop poop." That was the end as he laughed at himself.

Well it started so well I thought it was worth it to record!

Bubba at bedtime: "mom member the rules...I say I'm thirsty, you get me a drink, ok"

Bubba laughing: "My Knees are fighting!" as he watched his legs swinging from the chair

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